[B]It Ain't Half Hot Mum[/B]




Season 1

- Episode 1 - 4.8/10 - Mutiny

- Episode 2 - 5.4/10 - Parkins son reveal

- Episode 3 - 5/10 - Punker wallah

- Episode 4 - 10/10* - Lost

- Episode 5 - 6.8/10 - Jungle Training

- Episode 6 - 10/10* - Lost

- Episode 7 - 7/10 - Transit to north west frontier

- Episode 8 - 6.4/10 - General Inspection

Season 2

- Episode 1 - 5/10 - Flag pole episode

- Episode 2 - 6.8/10 - Plane crash

- Episode 3 - 8.2/10 - Tearing up the flag

- Episode 4 - 5/10 - Cabaret plot

- Episode 5 - 5.5/10 - Holy man

- Episode 6 - 6.8/10 - Horny

- Episode 7 - 6/10 - Snake

- Episode 8 - 5.9/10 - Ruby Eyes

Season 3

- Episode 1 - 5/10 - Quarantine

- Episode 2 - 7.5/10 - Maharaja (pt 1)

- Episode 3 - 4.7/10 - Maharaja (pt 2)

- Episode 4 - 6.1/10 - Hypnosis

- Episode 5 - 7.2/10 - Blowpipe Orthodontist

- Episode 6 - 6.5/10 - Serjeant Graham

Season 4

- Episode 1 - 7/10 - BMS Williams vs. Gunner Sugden

- Episode 2 - 6.5/10 - Kidnap of Daphne (pt 1)

- Episode 3 - 5.8/10 - Kidnap of Daphne (pt 2)

- Episode 4 - 6.8/10 - Transvestites

- Episode 5 - 6.5/10 - Elephant

- Episode 6 - B - Hello I'm Rapey Ashwood

- Episode 7 - C - The British in India Play

- Episode 8 - C - Gnr. Parkins' 21st birthday

Season 5 (NEW RATING SYSTEM: Funny - P.C. - Structure - Premise - Bonus Ashwood Points)

- Episode 1 ("Moderate", "Average", "Poor". "Refreshing", 2 chickens + 1 bathrobe Ashwood + 4 PC chickens + 1 Ashwood moment) - Moving camp; Australians in my bed!

- Episode 2 ("Lacking", "As good as it gets", "Dragged", "Good", 1 frog + 1 WILCO + 2 any fool moment + 1 electrolux moment) - Building the (f/b)ridge

- Episode 3 ("Barren",  "Tolerable",  "Grand", "Adequete", 1 for monkey react shot + 1 for Sugden handjob - 3 for lack of Ashwood moments)

- Episode 4 ("Less", "As good as it gets", "Solid", "Splendid",  1 for "I hope they taste HORRIBLE" + 2 for Nangles moment)

- Episode 5 ("Middling", "Sure", "Logical", "Pretty good", 1 for foaming gag, -1 for evil doll but +1 for trumpet+doll at the same time)

- Episode 6 ("Yeah, alright",  "Wamp wamp", "Abrupt",  "Deja vu", + 1 beautiful guaranteed money-bag virgin saab + 1 law of the jungle rumble + 2 Ashwood will never smile again)

Season 6